IT’S  AUTUMN. Let’s cheer ourselves up! “Thank God for Darwin, eh?” Bill Bailey, comedian ●Read more about it: Thought for today The Thames Today

IT’S  AUTUMN. Let’s cheer ourselves up! “He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.” Oscar Wilde, Irish poet and playwright, 1854-1900 ●Read more about it: Thought for today The Thames Today

IT’S  AUTUMN. Let’s cheer ourselves up! “He’s doing a terrific job.  The people of Poland think the world of him.” Donald Trump, (former?) President of the USA, referring to Andrzej Duda, President of Poland and supporter of the extreme right, ...

IT’S  AUTUMN. Let’s cheer ourselves up! “I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.” Groucho Marx ●Read more about it: Thought for today The Thames Today

IT’S  AUTUMN. Let’s cheer ourselves up! I’m what you’d call ethnically Catholic. Don’t believe in God, still hate Rangers… Dara O’Briain, comedian ●Read more about it: Thought for today The Thames Today

IT’S  AUTUMN. Let’s cheer ourselves up! “A lot of people like cats. Take the Pope, for example: I read recently that he was a cat-oholic!” Milton Jones, comedian ●Read more about it: Thought for today The Thames Today

IT’S  AUTUMN. Let’s cheer ourselves up! Christmases were terrible, not like nowadays when kids get everything. My sister got a miniature set of perfumes called ‘Ample’. It was tiny, but even I could see where my dad had scraped off ...

IT’S  AUTUMN. Let’s cheer ourselves up! “Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, ‘Jesus! This cup is expensive!’” Conan O’Brien, US broadcaster ●Read more about it: Thought for today ...

IT’S  AUTUMN. Let’s cheer ourselves up! “If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else.” Eppie Lederer, 1918-2002, US columnist, writing the Ann Landers column ●Read more about it: Thought for today The Thames Today

IT’S  AUTUMN. Let’s cheer ourselves up! I carry a knife now because I read in a white magazine that all black people carry knives. So I rushed out and bought me one.” Redd Foxx, 1922-1991, US comedian and actor ●Read ...